May 2013
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
whatsonthemind:
egberts:
warhammer-of-cillyhoo:
egberts:
egberts:
my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
No. It’s your new toaster
herspanic:
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
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adolescentzombies:
When people expect you to do things for them just because you’re the artist in the family.
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quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
gingerdevotion:
cantgeddynuffofdatass:
amelapond:
RAISE UR HAND IF U’VE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY DOCTOR WHO
*Paul McGann raises hand*
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Reblog this if a family member has ever called you...
*flirts with tree* so did you grow here your whole life
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my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
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br000t:
isn’t it fucked up when you can basically see your relationships with your old friends crumble
like conversations get shorter
and it’s like your friends don’t really give a shit about you as much as they used to
usingtimewisely:
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usingtimewisely:
i love bagels literally i could eat bagels every day forever they’re so good somebody go buy me a bunch of bagels
oh
OH
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alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
mycroftsmindtardis:
canyousonicme:
GOODBYE, SWEETIE.
Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
Friend: ...
Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy
sixhundrethfloor:
themasterslover:
ladyroscoe:
the-rise-of-misha:
We don’t like your presence, Everyone on tumblr
*Whistles for hellhounds*
*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*
*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*
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amoying:
post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
