amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
whatsonthemind: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster No. It’s your new toaster
herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
adolescentzombies: When people expect you to do things for them just because you’re the artist in the family.
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
gingerdevotion: cantgeddynuffofdatass: amelapond: RAISE UR HAND IF U’VE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY DOCTOR WHO *Paul McGann raises hand*
Reblog this if a family member has ever called you...
*flirts with tree* so did you grow here your whole life
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
br000t: isn’t it fucked up when you can basically see your relationships with your old friends crumble like conversations get shorter and it’s like your friends don’t really give a shit about you as much as they used to
usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: i love bagels literally i could eat bagels every day forever they’re so good somebody go buy me a bunch of bagels oh OH
alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
mycroftsmindtardis: canyousonicme: GOODBYE, SWEETIE.
Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy
sixhundrethfloor: themasterslover: ladyroscoe: the-rise-of-misha: We don’t like your presence, Everyone on tumblr *Whistles for hellhounds* *hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members* *moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*
amoying: post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun